- Me: Dad, what do think about capital punishment?
- Dad: I think punishment should be capital
- Dad: But only at the beginning of a sentence
- Dad: Otherwise it should be lowercase
“Precisely why all the above should be so is not clear, but goes some way to explain why, on the disc, the Gods are not so much worshipped as blamed.” —The Color of Magic (Terry Pratchett)
“I meant,” said Ipslore, bitterly, “what is there in this world that makes living worth while?”
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
“Here’s to me, to you, to us, to everything, hope it never falls apart.” —Catch 22/Streetlight Manifesto, Walking Away (via quillsandthrills)